Ad Adventurum: Adventures in Fail.

About Us

Corazon and Frank are twins, born 4 years and 9 days apart. Their mother currently holds the record for the longest labor in man's history. It is the third longest in women's history.

Corazon was born in Ohio but has lived in the L.A. area for most of her life. She always feels awkward writing about herself in the third person, but feels that often commands a sense of faux importance. Despite the fact that her blog partner's views on zombies does not align with her own, she understands and respects his view. that is, until he gave a cat to his undead wife (Who gives cat brains as presents? They're the size of walnuts).

Hi, I'm frank and I like to drink and play pool and write about drinking and playing pool. I'm glad that's out of the way. On to important matters. My colleague is under the impression that I am a zombie sympathizer. I can assure you that I am not. This is a wild allegation that gained momentum when I spared some change and a live cat to a zombie. I then married said zombie and fathered halfling children with her.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Adventures in Fail.

I was duped for an April Fool's prank: Fake Holiday FAIL
I'm running late for an event tonight: Punctuality FAIL
My friend to be my date flaked out on me: Friendship FAIL
My basketball team is losing right now: Lakers FAIL
I'd watch, but the digital converter I have works just as well as if I didn't have it: Technology FAIL
This isn't a real entry: BLOGGING FAIL